Weird installation issue, would someone teamviewer to help?

[LKF]

I've tried to download the launcher 7 or 8 times tonight, each and every time, I will click Open with Java only to be met with a console window that flashes for ~half a second, not long enough for me to read what it says, and it disappears. I never get as far as the launcher even opening. I've tried saving the launcher in different locations, restarting my computer, etc. Nothing seems to help.

[LevelX]

Maybe try to save and execute the launcher.jar in another directory.
Seems like there could be a problem with the used location (e.g. blanks in the path).
Another possible reason could be the windows firewall blocking the execution.

[LKF]

I've had Windows Firewall disabled for a really long time ._. I've tried it both from the download folder and from its own directory, but I can try other places.

[LKF]

Don't know how to edit posts, or if I can, but I managed to grab a screenshot of what the console window says before it disappears. This was after I'd moved it into a different directory than I'd tried yet. The forum won't let me post off site URLs, I guess I'll PM you the gyazo link?

[LKF]

Spam post to post screenshot #1

[LKF]

Spam post for screenshot #2, should be good now

[LKF]

So this is what I see every time I try to open Xmage. This happens when I try to open it regularly, open it with Java, I've tried putting it in a different directory across 10 or so installs, my Java is up to date, and I am not given the option to run as administrator. This window flashes for half a second and then disappears, can't get to the launcher.

http://gyazo.com/17a8380faa8c956329d067fec7b6a0fc