VulshokFUN!

Beware! This deck is serious! I mean it! It is seriously twisted!
Ok, this deck is NOT legal anywhere!
This deck will not make you any friends!
But it is one of those decks you KNOW, you always wanted to try, just for the evil grin it puts on your face.
So, what am I on about?
Here is the decklist:
18 Mountain
2 Tortuga (to get rid of extra lands and get some more Vulshoks)
4 Mox Ruby
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Shock
28 Vulshok Sorcerer
Elves? You love 'em! (for the full 1 second they remain on the table)
Goblins? Your favorite cannonfodder!
White weenie? Yummy!
Blue control? Hello! Numbers baby! Your lucky number is 28!
Slivers? You are probably too fast to get in trouble, just use your instants to kill the first few.
For a real slugfest, give both yourself and the AI this deck and... ultimate carnage!
Yeah. I know. I am bàd.
Ok, this deck is NOT legal anywhere!
This deck will not make you any friends!
But it is one of those decks you KNOW, you always wanted to try, just for the evil grin it puts on your face.

So, what am I on about?
Here is the decklist:
18 Mountain
2 Tortuga (to get rid of extra lands and get some more Vulshoks)
4 Mox Ruby
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Shock
28 Vulshok Sorcerer
Elves? You love 'em! (for the full 1 second they remain on the table)
Goblins? Your favorite cannonfodder!
White weenie? Yummy!
Blue control? Hello! Numbers baby! Your lucky number is 28!
Slivers? You are probably too fast to get in trouble, just use your instants to kill the first few.
For a real slugfest, give both yourself and the AI this deck and... ultimate carnage!

Yeah. I know. I am bàd.