Round 2:
Bracket AB:
JUZAMJEDI vs SCHERBCHEN
Match1: Player as Juzamjedi
Interesting starting hand, 1 mountain, 1 wasteland, 2 lackeys, matron, siege-gang, warchief and ringleader, so I keep. He gets the play and drops island, pass.
Mountain, lackey, pass.
Island, pass. Lackey,
Aether Vial, bash, put Siege-gang Commander into play. A coiling oracle for him nets him a tropical island, but his board is looking pretty bad at the moment.
Use siege-gang to throw a goblin into coiling oracle, bash for 6 and put in Goblin ringleader and Goblin warchief. He control magics a ringleader. Swing with everything, he blocks Siege-gang commander, but I get out a goblin kind and a matron with lacky (searching for
Goblin Chieftain). He swings with the 3/3 ringleader of his, and then I steamroll him with a veritable crapshitton of goblins, big goblins.
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Wasteland opening hand, mulligan into 2x mountain, 2x
Aether Vial, a warchief and a chieftain. Topdeck a lackey. Wdup. Double drop Aether vials, swing with Lackey, drop in Warchief. He plays a kitchen finks, enough to delay me for now. Gets out Garruk, makes a beast each turn while I topdeck lands.
He suicides garruk into a third beast, then plays natural order. =< More land topdecks leads me to believe I'm in trouble. One more land, sadface =<
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Game3 has an interesting hand, 1 mountain, lackey, 2 ringleaders, chieftain, warchief, and incinerator. I keep. Topdeck lackey #2. Ringleader nets me 2x matron and a King. Aether vial gets the boot to the bottom. No lands still

Balls, Aether vial. I will get a second land soon. He tries to block and trade with a lackey (coiling oracle) so I decide to put in a Chieftain instead of a ringleader. BL2USON. He trades kitchen finks with Chieftain, so I put out Piledriver and Warchief. He casts
Spike Weaver and passes. I play a King and then proceed to beat the crap out of him.
He tries to trade kitchen finks with goblin kind and spike weaver with piledriver, so I drop a matron into play tutoring for a chieftain, and drop the chieftain to play. Saving mine. He's pretty screwed atm, on 3 life vs my 20. Matron tutoring Chieftain, Vial in Chieftain. Swing away for the win, dropping in Ringleader and throwing in another king as well. Massive overkill at -48.
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Match2: Player as Scherbchen
Mulligan into t3 Jace 2.0 via a
Coiling Oracle dropping an additional island.
Brainstorm finds a progenitus and 2x tropical island, naturally progenitus goes back into the library with an island. He has a piledriver, Jace is going to feel the pain.
Brainstorm nets me FoW and Garruk for a badly needed beast token. Control magic his Goblin king for a chumpblocker if I need it against the Piledrivers, drop another beast, brainstorm into
Brainstorm to get
Kitchen Finks in hand. I swing with a beast and he blocks with a piledriver. Untap lands with Garruk after playing Kitchen finks to keep FoW mana up, and bounce his Warchief.
Swing with
Progenitus, a beast and kitchen finks, he trades a piledriver with a beast, and a Matron with finks. Naturally progenitus goes unblocked. Jacestorm into a natural order and throw out my progenitus for an untapped one. Bash next turn for the win.
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Lots of plays back and forth, I'm on 24 life vs his 18. He has a Piledriver, a chieftain and just landed a Siege-gang. I have a heirarch, 2x wall of blossoms, a beast, a stolen Chieftain and a kitchen finks. Garruk and Jace 2.0 helping me out.
Brainstorm throws both progenitus back into the deck, and snags me natural order for next turn. Sac out Heirarch for the
Progenitus and use Garruk to untap 2 to cast Spike weaver, Jacestorm to throw the other progenitus back in the deck and drop an island into play. Bash bash, progenitus steamrolls him.
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Bracket CD:
JATILL vs TARON
Match1: Player as Jatill
Terrible hand, 0 land, mulligan. Hit up 3-4 land,
Overgrown Battlement, Swords and Sky swallower, sounds good so I keep. He gets a t3 progenitus.
I start panicking from progenitus, and then topdeck
Natural Order to cancel out his Proggy. He casts
Eureka to get another progenitus on the board, the best I do is get my
Sky Swallower. This is a race I just can't win, didn't topdeck a Natural order or something to get rid of
Progenitus =<.
Life totals @ 0 to 9
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Get out a t3 Sky swallower after topdecking progenitus. Start bashing away and hoping he can't get out progenitus before it won't make a difference.
He plays
Eureka to put out progenitus, so I put mine out too. He puts out platinum angel, uh oh.... I put out another
Sky Swallower. He puts out another
Platinum Angel. And Another
Progenitus. I'm in a crapton of trouble.
I'm sorry man, I just couldn't handle that much coming out of a
Eureka =<
Life totals @ 0 to 2
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Match2: Player as Taron
Opening hand = 5 forest and 2x
Fyndhorn Elves, decide to keep. Topdeck another Fyndhorn elves and a forest in the first 2 turns, but I have 3 elves now to throw out to natural order. And guaranteed mana to cast it. He has a wall of blossoms, so I'm kind of safe for now, stuck on 2 lands, casts another
Wall of Blossoms. Topdeck another forest. Bash for 1. via 3x Fyndhorn elves. He plays an overgrown battlement. I topdeck ANOTHER forest -.-. He gets natural order off, and progenitus is out. Please god let me topdeck a natural order.
No such luck, topdeck a progenitus. Get bashed once before I topdeck
Eureka. I put out my progenitus, but he gets wall of blossoms, wall of omens and a wall of denial. This is ok, I just need time. Swords comes out for 2 of my Fyndhorn elves. Oh crap, natural order again. Oh yay, topdeck
Lightning Greaves. Equip them to my last Fyndhorn elves so they can't die. Topdeck progenitus again. Bl2me =<
Life totals @ 0 to 18
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Mulligan a hand of a metric ton of lands, progenitus and a platinum angel. Was tempted to keep it

Turn 2 progenitus vs his Wall of roots. Not bad. Balls, he natural orders, board wipe. So I cast an Elvish spirit guide and equip lightning greaves. 20-17 life so far. He gets a wall of denial, so I play a second spirit guide, haste it and start bashing again. Holding
Eureka in my hand, slowly winning with 2 damage per turn from the spirit guides. Baw, one got swordsed. No damage now =<
He gets natural order out after playing a wall of roots.
Progenitus is back on the board. I have nothing and life is at 22-9. Rotten balls, topdecked lightning greaves. Hoping to topdeck a platinum angel now so I can hardcast it. Naturally I pull another forest and I lose =<
Life totals @ 0 to 9
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Bracket EF:
COGNIS vs AWW1979 (Jundinator)
Match1: Player as Cognis
Decent hand, threw out a goyf, bounced it for skyfisher, he edicts skyfisher, play goyf, gets bolted. Play Elspeth by cracking a fetch for
Savannah, make a dude, dude gets pulsed. Really stupid move by the AI.
Ajani Goldmane comes out now as well. Make another dude, gain 2 life. He bloodbraids into Pulse. Pulses the soldier token again then beats @ elspeth, BBelf gets path'd. Play nacatl, make a dude, gain 2 life, get the nacatl terminated and the soldier pulsed. Nearly out of pulses I think. AI must have gotten a huge removal hand.
I get a BBelf, roll into a recruiter and fetch a
Dragonmaster Outcast to my hand. Make a dude, gain 2 life, bash for 3. He nails another BBelf, rolls into
Blightning, classic jund now. Damages @ elspeth. Damn no indestructibility for everything, still,
Serra Avatar in a second, 25/25. Make another dude, swing, he blocks and kills recruiter, taking 4. Life totals are 25-13. BAWWWW he topdecks a terminate and kills my 25/25 avatar =< Chump his BBelf with a soldier because it was aimed at Elspeth, call up a
Tarmogoyf, make a dude, gain 2 life, bash for 4.
Pump a guy targeting goyf, -1 Goldmane (also Cognis, why not Vengeant? tends to work really well in
Naya) and bash for the win.
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No land hand, mulligan. 6 hand is slightly off colour, but enough with path to stall till I can get the board. No land topdecks for 2-3 turns, but another path if I need it. He BBelves into thrinax. I get another plains, play kitchen finks. He bit blasts into Goyf and kills finks. Then bolts finks so I can't block his thrinax. Ohnoes

. Path Thrinax leaving a 2/3 goyf on his side of the field, and a kor skyfisher on mine. He post-combat main edicts me, on his turn. Kind of a waste, he could have hit for 2. So I swords his goyf.
Windswept Heath nets me a
Taiga so I can bbelf finally.
Roll into a Goyf who is now at 3/4 and bash for 3. Goyfy gets terminated. Bbelf gets edicted at my EoT after it already bashed him. Get blightning'd. Recruiter into Goyf, play goyf andpass. Goyf now at 4/5, goyf gets terminated. Tap taiga for green, cast skyfisher with WW, bounce taiga, play it again for green so I can play Witness to get back a BBelf. He broodmate dragons and I'm in a tiny bit of trouble atm. BBelf into path, so I path the broodmate so now he is dealing 4 per turn, I am dealing 8, outracing him seems an option. Life is 9-2, he Pulses BBelf. Blightnings me, 6-2. Dragon swings for 4, 2-2. I manage to swing through for the win.
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Match2: Player as Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww1969
I get a fair hand, and keep. He plays a nacatl, I terminate it. I play a Goyf, he paths it. I play another goyf it sticks for now. I pulse a nacatl, and he double drops 4/5 goyfs owing to a blightning I hit him with earlier. He drops sarkhan vol and I can't stabilise. G1 loss =\
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Bolty hand, I keep with enough mana to topdeck and play just about anything. We play a bit back and forth, the usual removal trades, I trade 2 thrinaxes for bbelves, only thing is I get saprolings, I get a broodmate out, then topdeck bbelf, huge swing to my advantage killing his wall of reverence with a pulse coming off bbelf.
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He gets an early nacatl, I edict. I get out a 3/4 goyf. He gets a wall of reverence in the meantime. I topdeck edict get rid of his wall and start beating him up for 3. He swordses it after a hit. He skyfishers, it gets terminated. He calls up 2 recruiters, I pulse them. He calls witness, it sticks, he calls up
Sarkhan Vol, Vol gets pulsed, and witness gets terminated. Leaving a wall of reverence on the board. Next turn I topdeck broodmate dragon and drop it, slowly the game is shifting back to me. Dragon token gets swordsed so I am back to 21 life. He drops a skyfisher, good thing too, makes 2 cards in his hand. I blightning, cards are gone, and bash with broodmate, forgetting the wall has flying =<.
Oh dear, he manages to get to ultimate with sarkhan and cracks his ultimate. Slightly troubling. Praying for a pulse. Edict. Not as good. My broodmate gets swordsed. Very Very bad. Trade my thrinax with Nacatl, I'm on 3 life. CMON PULSE. Balls, got a goyf.
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Bracket GH:
DISCORANSOM vs YGGDRASIL
Match1: Player as Discoransom
Fairly land heavy hand, with vindicate and wallet slayer. I keep. He gets out a figure, I vindicate his plains, he gets a budgie, bolts me. He has early damage, but he's a turn back. He bashes for 4 with Figure. I get out baneslayer. Time to change around the field. He passes his combat, then swordses my baneslayer and drops another figure. Next turn I drop a tombstalker.
Tidehollow Sculler comes out and shows me land, I play gerrards verdict and gain some life, nearly back to full. Chump the 6/6 figure with my tidehollow sculler. He pumps the other one. He seems to have too much momentum for me now.
Hopefully get a good topdeck. I chump with tombstalker against his figure hoping to delay it. Topdeck a plains and it's all over.
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All land hand, I scratch it for a hand with a fetch, some lands, vindicate, swords. Good enough, crack the fetch for scrubland. He puts out a turn 1 figure, I swords it. I vindicate his plateau, leaving him with only a
Taiga. I topdeck Hymn, play it. I play Shreiking Grotesque, he throws out a thoctar, then swordses my grotesque. A turn passes, neither of us do anything. Then I topdeck baneslayer. He swordses it. I verdict him, he throws out a mountain and Jungle shrine, I gain an extra 6 life, up to 29. He gets out balefire liege, I swords it. He gets a thoctar, I topdeck hymn, cast it and he throws out a plains. Still nothing to get rid of thoctar, so it will start beating me up.
I'm now on a 6 turn clock. He nets a figure and pumps it once. Clock just got smaller, I topdeck sculler and am happy for the chump block. In response he pumps figure again. I topdeck tombstalker, and hardcast it. He's scared and refuses to attack, life totals are now 20-21. Tidehollow sculler topdeck throws out a bolt. He has a huge board position, 2x firewalker, figure, thoctar, and now bloodbraiding into a budgie. Crack a fetch to get the last scrubland, thinning out the deck.
He puts out a ranger of eos, grabbing figure of destiny, puts them both out and ends. I topdeck a plains. Lovely.
Tombstalker has him scared, he still doesnt attack. God I wish I had a damnation/wrath etc. I verdict him again, he throws out a fetch, I gain some more life. Totals are now 22-27. He pumps up a figure to 8/8 first strike flying, but does it postcombat. I edict him and he throws out a firewalker. He swings with the figure, but I let it through, owing to the fact the only thing that can block it, is the one thing holding his whole army in line. Swords his 8/8 figure. Lucky. Life totals are 14-35. Seems this game is slipping away, still, a baneslayer could reverse it for the better.
Ohcrap, he topdecks swords, gets rid of tombstalker and swings through with everything. Chump the thoctar, the biggest source of damage. He pumps one of the two figures and deals lethal damage.
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Sorry man, I tried, he just flooded the board so damn much.)