what happened to DennisBergkamp

[jmartus]

DennisBergkamp used to post on here all the time but his last post was in september 2011. Does anyone know what happened to him or why he not active on here anymore

[friarsol]

I think he had a kid in the summer of 2010. I'm sure that's a drain on most of his free time.

[Chris H.]

I think he had a kid in the summer of 2010. I'm sure that's a drain on most of his free time.

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He has also mentioned that he has gotten really busy at his job.

[Doublestrike]

I heard he lost all his money to a Nigerian scam, then went to chase it down, on a wild ride through deepest darkest Africa, where he found a diamond mine guarded by hostile gorillas.

There, he was taken captive, and a mysterious masked woman whisked him away to the US Pacific northwest. State troopers were trying to arrest him, but as you know he was innocent (they drew first blood), and had to shoot his way out and try to escape.

He ended up flying backwards around the earth so fast that time actually was reversed and Lois was OK. But then, it turns out Bruce Willis WAS a ghost, and our hacker hero was able to disarm the terrorists, the second Death Star blew up because of the same architectural defect as the first, and there was a big Ewok party.

[Rob Cashwalker]

Doublestrike, whatever you're smoking.. I want some.

[friarsol]

He ended up flying backwards around the earth so fast that time actually was reversed and Lois was OK. But then, it turns out Bruce Willis WAS a ghost, and our hacker hero was able to disarm the terrorists, the second Death Star blew up because of the same architectural defect as the first, and there was a big Ewok party.

More importantly, George Lucas decided not to make the second trilogy.. right? Please tell me I'm right.

[Doublestrike]

@friarsol - Only DennisBergkamp knows... :woooooooohhhooooohhh:

@Rob - it's in the mail.